Tipsy Mermaid
Dinner Menu
Party Starters
- 4 Wives of Hemingway Ceviche
Ceviche with shrimp, conch, scallop, mahi. Mango sweet & habanero spicy. Gluten Free blue corn tortilla chips.
$18.00 - Bikini Lettuce Wraps
Gulf shrimp & grilled pineapple salsa, island slaw, toasted coconut, habanero pickled onions
$18.00 - Conch & Shrimp Fritters
Habanero guava marmalade & key lime mustard
$21.00 - Coconut Crack Conch
A Caribbean delicacy, sweet chili marmalade
$18.00 - Miss Key West Drunken Shrimp
Beer steamed peel 'n eats, tequila lime cocktail sauce, Cuban bread for dipping. Caught from the only shrimp boat in Key West's Marina, the 'Miss Key West'
$18.00 - Off the Hook Pickles
Beer battered, key lime mustard & secret frita sauce
$9.00 - Papa's Cuban Cigars
3 flour tortillas filled with mojo pork, honey ham, swiss cheese, crispy pickles, flash-fried, and key lime mustard
$16.00 - Southern Most Shrimp Dip
Cool & creamy smoked gulf shrimp dip topped with pickled onions, red peppers, fried jalapeños, and blue corn tortilla chips
$14.00 - Steak Carpaccio
Thinly sliced rare steak, Parmesan, Romano & asiago, fried capers, arugula, horseradish crème, and truffle oil
$16.00 - Stock Island Buffalo Shrimp
1/2 pound beer battered gulf shrimp bites with spicy bird pepper buffalo sauce, gorgonzola crème
$18.00 - The Marky Mark
Cuban bread crostini with mojo steak, horseradish crème, scallions, and balsamic reduction
$18.00 - Figgy Flatbread
caramelized onions, gorgonzola, arugula, fig reduction
$15.00 - Brie & Blue Flatbread
olive oil, soft Brie cheese, grilled chicken, arugula, blueberry reduction
$16.00 - Meat Lover Flatbread
bacon, ham, house made ranch, caramelized onions, white cheddar, arugula
$16.00 - Caprese Flatbread
pesto, burrata cheese, roasted tomatoes, parmesan, romano, asiago cheeses, balsamic reduction
$15.00 - Medianoche Sliders
3 Cubano sliders on Hawaiian rolls with Mojo pork, honey ham, crispy pickles, Swiss cheese, house mustards with Cuban black beans & rice
$16.00 - Crispy Chicken Sliders
3 crispy chicken sliders on Hawaiian slider rolls with bacon, ranch, crispy pickles, fried jalapeño with small order of fries
$16.00 - Coconut Shrimp
Light-breaded golden, sweet, and crisp coconut shrimp served with guava marmalade dipping sauce
$18.00 - Lobster Roll
Large chunks of lobster in a buttery citrus sauce served on a sweet Hawaiian roll paired with a side of salt & vinegar seasoned fries
$28.00

Off the Hook Pickles
Beer battered, key lime mustard & secret frita sauce
Salads & Chowder
- Bahama Village Conch Chowder
Key West style with conch, tomatoes, potatoes, and pork
$10.00 - Burrata Panzanella
Cuban bread croutons, mixed greens, grape tomatoes, crushed pistachios, white balsamic dressing, creamy burrata cheese & balsamic reduction
$16.00 - Caesar
Chopped romaine, creamy Caesars dressing, Parmesan, Romano & asiago, Cuban bread croutons
$11.00 - Hemingway House
Chopped romaine, fried avocado, red pepper, applewood smoked bacon, queso fresco, Cuban bread croutons, toasted coconut, pineapple mojito dressing
$14.00 - Steak Salad
Mixed greens, grape tomatoes, white balsamic dressing, mojo steak, gorgonzola, and shoestring potatoes
$18.00 - Wedge
Iceberg wedge, grape tomatoes, applewood smoked bacon, gorgonzola, pickled onions, balsamic reduction, gorgonzola dressing
$12.00
Sandwiches
- Ana's Cubano Mix
Mojo pork, honey ham, crispy pickles, swiss cheese, house mustard, Cuban bread
$18.00 - Cuban Frita Burger
2 pork & beef Cuban smash patties, swiss cheese, shoestring potatoes, secret frita sauce, over easy egg, brioche bun
$18.00 - Dockside BLT
Blackened or beer battered mahi mahi, applewood smoked bacon, mixed greens, tomato, key lime tartar, grilled sourdough
$21.00 - Lazy Way Lane Mahi Mahi
Blackened or beer battered mahi mahi, habanero guava marmalade, island slaw, guacamole, shoestring potatoes, and brioche bun
$21.00 - Mahi Mahi Reuben
Blackened or beer battered mahi mahi, 1000 island slaw, swiss cheese, horseradish crème, grilled sourdough
$21.00 - Papa's Steak Sandwich
Mojo steak, sriracha honey, caramelized bacon & onions, fried jalapeños, shredded lettuce, horseradish crème, Cuban bread
$26.00 - Shipwreck Burger
2 pork & beef Cuban smash patties, mojo pork, lettuce, caramelized onions & mushrooms, Swiss cheese, gorgonzola crème, grilled sourdough
$18.00 - Spicy Rooster
Crispy chicken tossed in spicy bird pepper buffalo sauce, fried jalapeños, lettuce, gorgonzola crème, crispy pickles, and brioche bun
$16.00 - Truman Po' Boy
Beer battered gulf shrimp, Cajun remoulade, lettuce, tomatoes, crispy pickles, Cuban bread
$18.00 - Cheeseburger in Paradise$18.00
- Last Flight Out Caesar Wrap
Blackened Shrimp, Romaine, Cherry Tomatoes, House made Caesar Dressing, Cuban Bread Croutons.
$18.00 - Wrap Me Up, Papa
chimichurri steak, mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, red peppers, white balsamic
$22.00
Party Time
- 305 Seafood Pasta
Squid ink pasta, gulf shrimp, bay scallops, fire-roasted tomatoes, burrata cheese, parmesan, Romano & asiago, white wine garlic pesto sauce
$29.00 - A Moveable Feast Bowl
Cuban black beans & rice, mojo pork, pickled onions, guacamole, mango & jicama escabeche, fried jalapeños, grilled pineapple salsa, queso fresco
$19.00 - Boca Gnocchi
Smoked salmon, fire-roasted tomatoes, sautéed vegetables, fried capers, creamy lemon dill sauce
$26.00 - Fish 'N Chips
Island slaw, key lime tartar sauce
$28.00 - Island Life Tacos
Beer battered or sautéed gulf shrimp, grilled pineapple salsa, island slaw, guacamole, pickled onions, sriracha honey, queso fresco, with black beans & rice, chips & salsa
$19.00 - LA Trattoria Gnocchi
Mushroom gorgonzola cream sauce
$21.00 - Papa's Pilar Basket
Beer battered gulf shrimp, bay scallops, Caribbean conch & shrimp fritters, fries, island slaw, sweet chili marmalade & Cajun remoulade
$28.00 - Seafood & Grits
Gulf shrimp, Maine scallops, creamy gruyère grits, bacon & Wild Mix Mushrooms, Sweet coconut rum glaze or Southern Caribbean
$29.00 - The Calvin Coolidge Steak & Frites
Grilled & sliced 9 oz mojo center cut sirloin steak, crispy fries, gruyère fondue, mini Caesar salad
$32.00 - Surf n Turf Tacos
2 soft tortillas with a layer of cheese filled with steak tossed in chimichurri and blackened shrimp served with a side of Cuban black beans and rice with blue corn chips and salsa
$23.00
The After Party
Brunch Menu
Chowder, Salads & Appetizers
- BAHAMA VILLAGE CONCH CHOWDER
Key West style with conch, tomatoes, potatoes, pork
$10.00 - BRIE & BLUE FLATBREAD
olive oil, soft Brie cheese, grilled chicken, arugula, blueberries, blueberry reduction
$16.00 - BURRATA PANZANELLA
Cuban bread croutons, arugula, grape tomatoes, crushed pistachios tossed in white balsamic dressing, topped with creamy Burrata cheese & balsamic reduction
$15.00 - CAPRESE FLATBREAD
house made nut-free pesto, burrata cheese, roasted tomatoes, parmesan, romano & asiago cheeses, balsamic reduction
$15.00 - CAPTAIN TIM'S CONCH & SHRIMP FRITTERS
habanero guava marmalade & key lime mustard
$21.00 - FIGGY FLATBREAD
caramelized onions, gorgonzola, arugula, fig reduction
$15.00 - HEMINGWAY HOUSE
chopped romaine, fried avocado, red pepper, applewood smoked bacon, queso fresco, Cuban bread croutons, toasted coconut, pineapple mojito dressing
$14.00 - LOUIE'S CEASAR
chopped romaine, Caesar dressing, parmesan, romano & asiago, Cuban bread croutons Make It a BLT add applewood smoked bacon pieces & grape tomatoes $3 Calvin style add Mojo steak & shoestring potatoes $12
$12.00 - MISS KEY WEST DRUNKEN SHRIMP
beer steamed peel 'n eats, tequila lime cocktail sauce, Cuban bread for dipping. caught from the ONLY shrimp boat in Key West's Marina, the "Miss Key West"
$18.00 - SOUTHERNMOST FISH DIP
cool & creamy smoked shrimp dip topped with pickled onions, red peppers, fried jalapeños, blue corn tortilla chips
$14.00
Brunchy
- Abuela's French Toast
Hawaiian rolls stuffed with strawberry & guava cream cheese topped with whip cream, toasted coconut, coconut rum glaze
$14.00 - Ultimate Croque Madame
Open-faced Cuban bread, house mustards, honey ham, applewood smoked bacon, white cheddar, gruyère fondue, sunny side up egg, arugula salad
$17.00 - Breakfast Club Bowl
Pesto potatoes, sunny side up egg, applewood smoked bacon crumbles, fried jalapeños, scallions, pickled onions, white cheddar, fire roasted salsa, guacamole
$14.00 - B Cafe Steak & Eggs
4 oz sliced Mojo center cut sirloin steak topped with 2 sunny side up eggs on Cuban bread crostinis, chimichurri, pesto potatoes, and mushroom crème sauce
$21.00 - Hangover Tacos
Pesto potatoes, applewood smoked bacon, fried eggs, sriracha honey, guacamole, pickled onions, queso fresco on 2 flour tortillas, side of Cuban black beans & rice, chips & salsa
$18.00 - Marcella's Avocado Toast
Open-faced sour dough, guacamole, Burrata cheese, queso fresco, crushed pistachios, pickled onions, balsamic reduction, arugula salad
$15.00 - Breakfast Club Chicken 'n Waffle
Crispy chicken tenders, savory bacon waffle, sunny side up egg, candied bacon crumbles, choice of: coconut rum glaze, mushroom gorgonzola crème or sriracha honey
$16.00 - Breakfast Club BLT
Applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, key lime tartar, fried or over easy egg, guacamole, crispy shoestring potatoes, sour doughs, arugula salad
$15.00 - Lost Boys Waffle Grilled Cheese
Savory bacon waffle, white cheddar, applewood smoked bacon, tomatoes, guacamole, garlic cilantro aioli, arugula salad
$14.00 - Havana OHH-LA-LA
Mojo pork, honey ham, applewood smoked bacon, fried eggs, white cheddar, crispy shoestring potatoes, garlic cilantro aioli, Cuban bread, arugula salad
$16.00 - Steak 'n Waffle
Savory bacon waffle, crumbled candied bacon, 4oz Mojo center cut sirloin steak, over easy egg, chimichurri & maple syrup
$21.00 - Boca Bagel
house-made dill schemer, Norwegian smoked salmon, fried capers, pickled onions, arugula, guacamole, arugula salad
$16.00
Crêpes
- La Engelberg Crêpe
Smoked salmon, dill cream cheese, fried capers, pickled onions, arugula salad
$14.00 - La G-Foolio Crêpe
Mojo steak, applewood smoked bacon, mushroom gorgonzola crème, pickled onions, arugula salad
$16.00 - La Layton Crêpe
Nutella meringue, strawberries, whip cream
$11.00 - La Lenny Crêpe
Strawberry guava cream cheese, strawberries, whip cream
$10.00 - La Li-Li Crêpe
powdered sugar, whip cream
$8.00 - La Lotus Crêpe
Boschoff meringue, crumbled graham crackers, Bailey's salted caramel whip, strawberries
$13.00 - La Lynn-O Crêpe
Ham, swiss, caramelized onions & mushrooms, gruyère fondue, arugula salad
$14.00 - La-Ti-Da Crêpe
Thinly sliced Mojo steak, Brie cheese, caramelized onions, horseradish crème, arugula salad
$16.00 - Key Lime Pie Crêpe
Key lime pie meringue
$11.00
Steamed Bagels
- Bagel w/ Schmear$5.50
- Tipsy Jambon Bagel
brie cheese, honey ham, arugula, house mustard; served with pesto potatoes
$11.00 - Double Trouble on Duval Bagel
Jalapeño schmear, mojo steak, sautéed onions & mushrooms, fried egg, white Cheddar, crispy shoestring potatoes. Served with a side of crispy pesto potatoes.
$14.00 - LGBT BAGEL
Lettuce, guacamole, bacon schmear, tomato, applewood smoked bacon, cilantro garlic aioli. Served with side of crispy pesto potatoes.
$11.00 - Hemingway's Bodega
Jalapeño schmear, honey ham, white Cheddar, applewood smoked bacon, fried egg, sriracha honey. Served with side of pesto potatoes.
$11.00